Reasons I'd be okay in a postapocalyptic world where me and Hannah are two of very few survivors

1. I would get to spend every day with Hannah most likely, because we'd all have to stick together to ward off zombies/ aliens/whatever happens to threaten us.
2. I would get to shoot stuff. Like seriously. Wouldn't that be AMAZING??? And no pesky fireworks laws, either... Hehe
3. The obesely liberal people of the world would not run the world. In fact, if Hannah was there, she'd probably run it. And I'd be Okay with that.
4. I'd probably still look amazing, because Hannah can do anything fiber- related. Just saying.
5. Actually, I'd probably look better.
6. Money? Who cares? We wouldn't need it anymore. We'd probably go to a simpler system.
7. I wouldn't have to deal with things like deadlines, or paperwork, or school. I mean, please. Ain't nobody got time for that.
8. I would be with Hannah all the time! Did I mention that yet? Yes? Well, it's a very important reason.
9. I wouldn't have to decide what to do with my life! I mean, as much as I appreciate the choices, deciding is HARD.
10. I would never have to clean up another popcorn kernel again.